Netshow 3.0 - Close Captioning Sample

메리 크리스마스, 더러운 것

새해 복 많이 받고

방으로 들어가세요. 손님이
난동을 부리고 있어요

아빠한테 온!

마이아미행 왕복표라...
비행기를 잘못 탄 모양이지?

이제 쓸모없지 뭐니

거기까지 갈 이유가 없잖아

가자

9개월이나 감방에 있느라
약올라 미칠뻔했어

우린 이제 빈집이나 터는
좀도둑이 아니야

가게를 털거야. 오늘밤 12시엔
던칸 장난감 가게를 털거다!

현금이 무지 많거든

그 후엔 가짜 여권을 만들어서
외국으로 도망칠거야. 그치?

안 닥칠래?

어때? 말할 사람도 없을텐데

생선한테나 말할까

지하도로 끌고가자

넌 오늘 끝장을 내주겠어

주머니에 총이 있어
입만 뻥긋하면 넌 끝장이야

안녕, 자기

이 사람이 그랬어요

뭐가?

고마워요

잡아, 어서
- 공원으로 갔어

뭐해, 병신아

저기 있다!

해리, 잡았나봐
- 어디 봐

아니잖아, 내려놔!

잘못 짚었어

쏴 버렸어야 하는건데,
생각만 해도 분해 죽겠네

꼬마가 뛰어봐야 벼룩이지

걘 아냐

그래도 이번엔 그 끔찍한
집은 아니잖아

공원에 달랑 혼자 있어. 애들이
공원을 얼마나 무서워 한다구

고걸 잡아서 혼내주는 거야

어디 까불어 봐라, 녀석

집에 가고 싶어

엄마, 어디 있어?

소리 줄여

여보세요?

전데요

아드님을 찾았어요

하느님...

뭐래?

경찰인데, 케빈을 찾았대요

어디서?

뉴욕에 있습니다

뉴욕이래요

문제아는 아니에요

잠깐만 기다려요

플라자 호텔에 묵으면서 당신
크레딧 카드를 사용했대요

데리고 있대?

애를 데리고 있나요?
- 아뇨, 지금 찾고 있습니다

속히 뉴욕으로 떠나세요
- 다음 비행기를 탈거예요

뉴욕으로 가야 해, 서둘러!

호텔에서 도망쳤대요
겁먹고 있는게 확실해요

혹시 형님 집엔 안 갔을까?

파리에 계시잖아요

가정부가 있는지도 몰라

집수리 중이라면서요

여보세요!

큰아버지? 누구 없어요?

제일 귀여워하시는 조카
케빈이에요

큰아버지?

조심해. 녀석아!

엄마같은 여자를 찾니?

택시!

무서운 데로구나!

이젠 안전하단다

이런 휴가 두번 다시는 싫어

니들은 다 어디서 왔니?
조금밖에 없어

배가 고픈가보다

다 먹어치웠네

소리 질러서 미안해요

전 케빈이에요. 요전에 비둘기를
뒤집어 쓰고 계실 때 봤어요

처음엔 무서웠는데 잘못 생각
했던 것 같아요

비둘기들은 아줌마를
좋아하나 봐요

성가시면 갈께요, 갈까요?

아니

내가 말성을 피웠나요?

아니

비둘기들이 저절로 와요
아니면 불러 모으세요?

손을 줘보겠니?

소릴 듣는단다

굉장한대요!

뜨거운 코코아라도 마시러 가요
내가 살께요

공원에서 이브를 보낼순 없죠
따뜻한 곳으로 가요

내가 안내하마

음악 좋고

멋진 곳이에요

난 유명한 연주는 다 들었어

엘라 핏제러들, 카운트 베시,
시나트라, 파바로티까지

친구들과 함께 오세요?

난 친구가 별로 없어

안됐군요

비둘기랑 같은 신세야

거리에서 사람들과 마주쳐도
날 피해서

도망들을 치지

나랑 비슷하네요. 난 있으나마나
한 막내거든요

관심을 받고 싶어하는 건
누구나 마찬가지란다

난 관심을 끌고 나면 벌로
다락방에 올라가게 돼요

나도 원래 이렇진 않았어

어땠는데요?

직업과 가정이 있었단다

아이들은요?

없어

사랑했던 사람이 있었는데
날 배신했단다

다시는 누구를 좋아하지
않을거야

사람들을 믿지 않아

그건 옳지 못해요

다시 상처받기 싫거든

쓸모가 없어지면 사람들은 그를
곧 잊어버린단다

잊는게 아니라 바빠서 기억을
못하는 거예요

살다보면 그렇잖아요

우리 할아버진 내 머리가 목에
붙어있지 않으면

매일 스쿨버스에
놓고 다닐 거래요

누굴 믿었다가 다시 상처받을까
겁나

알아요

롤러 스케이트가 있었는데 난
상자에 모셔두기만 했어요

그러다 보니 어떻게 된줄
아세요?

아니

망가질까 겁이나서 방 안에서
두번 정도 탄게 다였어요

사람의 감정은 스케이트와는
달라

같을 수도 있죠. 쓰지 않으면
아무 소용없는 거잖아요

감정을 숨겨두면 내 스케이트
처럼 되고 말거예요

기회를 놓치지 마세요
잃는건 없어요

그럴듯 하구나

그럼요. 아줌마는 마음이
따뜻한 분이예요

이런 일을 하는걸 보면 알아요

고맙구나. 몇년 만에 처음으로
얘길 해봤어

재미있었어요. 발음도 좋았구요
더 자주 얘기를 하세요

옷도 깨끗이 빨아입구요

사람들이 접근 못하게 하느라
그런건데 좀 심했지?

난 혼자 있으면 무지 재미있을
줄 알았는데 하나도 안 그래요

싸우더라도 혼자 있는 것보단
같이 있는게 낫겠어요

근데 이런 날 여긴 왠일이니?
문제가 있어?

네

뭘 잘못했는데?

여러가지요

착한 일을 하면 잘못은
저절로 없어진단다

너무 늦은 것 같아요
시간도 없구요

오늘은 크리스마스 이브야
밤까지 시간이 있단다

정말이에요?

이제 남을 위해 뭘 할까를
생각하고 실천하러 가는거야

마음의 별을 따라가면 돼

좋아요. 더 늦기 전에
가야겠어요

모두 잘 되길 빌께요

고맙다

새들한테도 인사해 주세요

그러마

메리 크리스마스

누군가가 필요하면 절 믿으세요
아줌마를 잊지 않을께요

지키지 못할 약속은 하지
않는거야

오늘 들어온 수익금은 아동
병원에 기부할 거란다

오늘밤 12시에 던칸 장난감 가게를 털거야

크리스마스날 아이들을 슬프게
할 순 없을걸!

무료로 특실을 제공하겠습니다

공원 전경이 보이는 방인데
최근엔 백작부인이 묵으셨죠

혼자 온 애를 무조건 받는
호텔도 있어요?

그럴듯하게 꾸며대더군요

여긴 바보들만 일하나요?

우린 뉴욕에서 최고에요

도난된 카드란 걸
알았을 때...

제가 발견했죠

애를 왜 쫓아냈어요?

얘기좀 하쟀더니 도망치더군요

겁을 줬나보군

당신 때문에 우리 애가 이 큰
도시를 헤매고 있단 말예요

우리 가족과 짐좀
올려다 주겠소?

네

어서, 시드릭

난 경찰에 가서 확인해볼테니까
당신은 애들이랑 여기 있어

아뇨, 나도 찾으러 갈래요

뭐라고?

아드님께선 세계 최대 도시에서
길을 잃은 겁니다

좀 빠져 주시겠소?

원하신다면

고맙소. 당신 혼자 뉴욕을
헤매는건 좋지 않은 방법이야

케빈이 하면 나도 할 수
있어요

걱정 말아요

지굼 같아선 강도건 살인자건
겁 안난단 말예요

밖엔 무장한 깡패들이 득시글!

추우니까 든든히 입고 가세요

마브, 나가자

마브, 땡 잡았다

매리 크리스마스, 해리

너도, 마브

세지도 못하겠어!

장난감 집에서 쭈그리고 고생한
이유를 알겠냐?

우리 같은 탈옥수들이

돈벼락 맞은걸 그 누가
짐작이나 할라구

녀석이다!

사진을 찍었어

내 머리 괜찮았어?

됐어! 전진!

크리스마스 작전 시작!

안돼!

돈 줏어. 놈은 내가 맡을께

간다. 해리!

해리?

끔찍하다

발목이 삐었나봐

어딨지?
- 웃어요

어서! 도와줘!

부축해줄께

택시!

타임즈 광장이요

어디 갔지?

여깄지. 와서 잡아봐

죽여버리자!

병신아, 기다려. 놈을 얕봤다가
지난번에 당한 것 생각 안나?

여긴 남의 집이고 녀석은
겁을 먹고 있어

가만히 좀 있을래?

고맙다

아가!

네놈을 없애는 것보다 신나는
일은 없을거다

협상을 하자

카메라만 던져주면 널
해치지 않으마

다신 네 앞에 나타나지 않을께

정말이죠?

십자가를 두고 맹세하마

이리 다오

직구 성공!

이거 몇개?

여덟

그래 또 던져봐
- 아냐, 하지 마

그 정도로는 어림도 없어

해리, 관둬

이제 땡이냐?

일어나, 마브
벽돌이 떨어졌대

뭐?

뭐라구?

나한텐 어림없지. 일어나, 마브
난 뒤로 갈께

해리? 해리!

해리, 드디어 해냈어

그 정도론 어림없다

웬 구멍?

해리?

올라갈께

죽여버리고 말래

좋았어!

바보 둘쯤은 문제 없다니까

해리?

거실에 있어

사다리로 올라갔어

갈께, 해리

간다구

이빨은 멀쩡하네 뭐, 가자
녀석은 이층에 있어

계단이 빠를텐데!

맞아

잠깐 기다려봐
작년 생각 안나니?

아니

잘 보고 있어

가자

몰골이 말이 아니네

하나

걱정 마, 내가 있잖아

코에 맞았어

두개! 됐어, 가자

셋이었어

안돼!

넷이야

해리 빨리...

마브, 이건 안전할까?

그럼

바위처럼 단단해

바위같아?

이만하면 항복하시지!

뭔소리

기도나 해라, 꼬마야

네 부모들이 비석이라도
마련하길 빌어주마

어디 있지?

여기 있는데 겁나 죽겠네

뭔 소리지?

공구통이 계단을 구르는
소리였어

저기다!

꼭 녀석을 없애고 말겠어

항복해라!

없어졌어

나 여기 있어, 바보들아!

목 부러뜨리기 딱 좋은 밤이야

됐어, 녀석아!

어서, 마브

싫은데

오라니까

어서 겁쟁이야!

해리? 로숀 발랐니?

이건 기름 냄새야
로프에 묻어있나봐

뭐하러 그랬을까?

메리 크리스마스

올라가!

저리 비켜

가방 들어

던칸 장난감가게를 턴 도둑들이
센트럴 공원 서쪽에 있어요

불꽃놀이를 찾아오세요
그들은 총을 가졌어요

나 여깄어. 경찰에 전화하기
전에 잡아야 할걸!

이게 왠일이래?

미끄럼놀이 괜찮았어?

공원에 산책이나 하러 가자

가방 이리 줘

앨범에 꽂아놔야지

전투에선 승리일지 몰라도
전쟁에선 진거다. 녀석아

우리 성질나면 아무도
못 말려

해리?

닥쳐!

해리!

닥쳐. 나 그만 할래

뭔가 잘못되고 있어
여기서 나가자

닥치랬잖아

이런 적은 없었지만 할 수 없이
본때를 보여주마!

그 애를 놔줘

케빈, 도망쳐

쏴버려

쏘는 중이야

안녕, 고마워요

독립기념일이 따로 없군

다리로 갈테니 굴쪽으로 가

세상에나!

좋아, 가자!

어서 일어나

늦었잖아. 죄수들 선물교환
시간 끝났겠다

끝났다고? 장난감 가게에다
풀어주면 돈이라도 훔칠텐데

됐다. 마브

조용히 있는게 도와주는 거야

우린 며칠 전에 감옥에서
도망쳐 나왔어요

그만해!

데리고 가자

알았어

신문에다가 우리 '끈끈이파'로
이름 바꿨다고 전해주쇼

끈끈이는 S,T...

다 끝났습니다. 도둑들과 돈을
모두 찾았습니다

속히 돈을 기부하고 싶소

조치을 취하죠

던칸씨세요?

이걸 찾았어요. 애가 창문을
깼나봅니다

도둑을 잡으려고 유리창을
깼어요. 죄송해요

보험에 들지 않았다면 시카고에
돌아가서 돈을 보내드릴께요

케빈 맥컬리스터 올림

비둘기 고마웠어요

비둘기라면...

아들을 찾고 있어요
이 애예요

아들을 찾고 있는데요...

제 아들 보셨어요?
이틀 전에 행방불명 됐어요

신고는 하셨죠?

물론이에요

우릴 믿고 기다리세요

전 걔 엄마예요

압니다만 건초더미에서
바늘 찾기에요

아이들 있으시죠?

그런데요

잃어버린 아이가 있다면
어쩌실 것 같아요?

아주머니처럼 했을겁니다

고마워요

하지만 어딜 가면 또 뭘
어쩌시겠습니까?

나야 어찌되든 상관 없어요

우리 케빈은 강한 아이라
잘 견디고 있을 거예요

무사할 거라구요

이 큰 도시에서 혼자 헤매고
다니는 걸 생각하면...

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케빈! 혼자서 967달러
47센트 어치나 먹어치워?!

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

And a happy new year.

Stay in your rooms!
This is an emergency!

There's an insane guest with a gun!

No!

Come to Papa!

Round trip to Miami. What's the
matter, get on the wrong plane?

You won't be needing this.

American don't fly to the
promised land, little buddy.

We spent 9 months in jail thinking
we had the worst luck in the universe.

We were wrong.

We busted out and we're doing fine.
Even better...

because we're not robbing houses,
we're robbing toy stores.

At midnight tonight,
we'll hit Duncan's Toy Chest.

Five floors of cash.

Then after that, we grab some
phony passports and go to Rio.

- You want to shut up?
- He's not gonna talk to anybody.

Except maybe a fish.

Or the undertaker.

Let's go to the subway tunnel.
I'll feel better once I get him on ice.

I've got a gun.

Say anything and you'll be spitting
gum out through your forehead.

Well, hello.

He did it!

Did what?

Thanks!

Go get him.
He went in the park.

What are you doing flirting?!

Over there!

Don't!
Give it!

Hey, Harry.

- I got him.
- Let me see!

That ain't him! Put him down.
That ain't him.

We should've shot him. I hate pulling
a job, knowing that creep's loose.

- What can he do? Kids are helpless.
- Not this kid.

But this time he doesn't have a house
full of dangerous goodies.

He's in the park. He's alone.
Kids are scared of the park.

Yeah. Grown men come in the park
and don't leave alive.

Good luck, little fella.

I want to go home.

Mom, where are you?

Turn that down!

- Hello?
Kate McCallister.

- This is she.
- We found him.

- Oh, my God!
- What?

- They know where Kevin is.
- Where?

- He's in New York City.
- New York!

New York?

What?

- He's scared, he's not a troublemaker.
- What? What?

Just a second. He used your credit
card to check into the Plaza Hotel.

- Do they have him?
- Is he there?

- No, they're still looking.
- Damn it!

- Get to New York.
- We're on the next flight out.

Thanks.
We're going to New York, move it!

Yes!

He ran away when they asked about
the card. He must be scared!

- Would he go to my brother's?
- Aren't they in Paris?

- Maybe they have a housesitter.
- Aren't they renovating?

Hello?!

Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette!

Anybody home?!

Hello!

Anybody home?

It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin!

Uncle Rob!

Aunt Georgette!

Watch it, kid!

You looking for someone
to read you a bedtime story?

Taxi!

It's scary out there.

Ain't much better in here.

I don't ever want to take a vacation
like this again.

Where did you come from?

I don't have enough for everybody.

How hungry are you guys?

You guys ate all my food.

I'm sorry I screamed in your face.
You were trying to help me, right?

I'm Kevin McCallister.

Your birds are real nice.

I've seen you before.

You had pigeons all over you.

At first, you look scary, but when
I think about it, it's not so bad.

They must like you to be all over you.

If I'm bothering you, I can leave.

Am I bothering you?

No.

Good. I'm not a pain in the butt?

No.

Will the pigeons come back
on their own or do you call them?

Give me your hand.

They can hear it.

This is great!

It's pretty cold out.

I'd sure like a cup of hot chocolate.
How about you?

My treat.

I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve
in such a park.

Can we go someplace warm?

Yes.

I know a place.

Nice music.

This place is great.

I've heard the world's
great music from here.

Ella Fitzgerald. Count Basie.

Frank Sinatra.

Luciano Pavarotti.

Do you bring your friends here?

I haven't got many friends.

Sorry.

I'm like the birds I care for.

People pass me in the street.
They see me but they try to ignore me.

They prefer I wasn't in their city.

Yeah. It's like that with my family.
I'm like the pigeon of the house...

just because I'm the youngest.

Everyone fights for position.

Everyone wants to be seen...

and heard.

I guess so.

I'm seen and heard pretty much.
But I get sent to my room a lot too.

I wasn't always like this.

What were you like before?

I had a job. I had a home.

- I had a family.
- Any kids?

No.

I wanted them.

But the man I loved
fell out of love with me.

That broke my heart.

When the chance
to be loved came along again...

I ran away from it.

I stopped trusting people.

No offense, but that seems like
sort of a dumb thing to do.

I was afraid of getting
my heart broken again.

Sometimes you can trust a person...

and then, when things are down,
they forget about you.

Maybe they're just too busy.

Maybe they don't forget about you,
but they forget to remember you.

People don't mean to forget.

My grandfather says...

if my head wasn't screwed on,
I'd leave it on the school bus.

I'm just afraid if I do trust someone,
I'll get my heart broken.

I understand.

I had a nice pair of Rollerblades.

I was afraid to wreck them...

so I kept them in a box.
Do you know what happened?

I outgrew them. I never wore them
outside. Only in my room a few times.

A person's heart and feelings
are very different than skates.

They're kind of the same thing.

If you won't use your heart,
who cares if it gets broken?

If you just keep it to yourself,
maybe it'll be like my Rollerblades.

When you do decide to try it,
it won't be any good.

You should take a chance.
Got nothing to lose.

Little truth in there somewhere.

I think so. Your heart might
still be broken, but it isn't gone.

If it was gone,
you wouldn't be so nice.

Thank you.

Do you know it's been...

a couple of years
since I've talked to anybody?

That's okay. You're good at it.

You're not boring.
You don't mumble or spit.

You should do it more often.

Just wear an outfit
with no pigeon poop on it.

I have been working very hard
at keeping people away.

I always think I'll have
a lot of fun if I'm alone...

but when I'm alone, it's not fun.

I don't care how much people bug me...

I'd rather be with someone
than alone.

So what are you doing alone
on Christmas Eve?

Did you get into trouble?

Yeah.

You did something wrong?

A lot of things.

Did you know that a good deed
erases a bad deed?

It's late. I don't know
if I'll have enough time...

to do enough good deeds
to erase all my bad ones.

It's Christmas Eve.
Good deeds count extra tonight.

- They do?
- Of course they do.

Think of an important
thing you can do for others...

and go do it.

Just follow the star in your heart.

Okay.

It's getting pretty late.
I'd better get going.

If I don't see you, I hope
everything turns out okay.

Thank you.

Tell the birds I said goodbye.

I will.

Merry Christmas.

If you need somebody to trust,
it can be me.

I won't forget to remember you.

Don't make promises you can't keep.

All the money in the registers...

Mr. Duncan is gonna donate
to the Children's Hospital.

At midnight tonight,
we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest.

You can mess with a lot of things, but
you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

We'd like to offer you
a complimentary suite.

It's a penthouse
with a view of the park.

I think you'll find it satisfactory.
It was recently vacated by a countess.

What kind of hotel lets a child
check in alone?

The boy had a very convincing story.

What kind of idiots work here?

The finest in New York.

When you learned the credit card...

I made the discovery.

Why did you let him leave?

We confronted him and he ran!

You scared him!

It's Christmas Eve, and because of you,
our child is lost in a huge city.

Take our family and luggage
up to the room.

Yes, sir!

Run along, Cedric.

I'll go to the police station to make
sure they're looking for Kevin.

I want you to stay here.

- I'm going to look for him.
- What?

With all due respect, your son is lost
in one of the world's biggest cities.

Could you stay out of this?

As you wish.

Thank you. It's not a good idea
to run around New York City alone.

If Kevin can, so can I.

- Kate...
- I'll be fine.

The way I feel, no mugger
or murderer would mess with me.

There are hundreds of armed
parasites out there!

Do bundle up.
It's awfully cold outside.

Marv. Marv.

Come on, let's go.

Marv.

Crowbars up!

Merry Christmas, Harry!

Happy Hanukkah, Marv!

This is more money
than I can even count!

It makes you wonder why we spent
so much time robbing homes.

The amazing thing is,
we're fugitives from the law...

we're up to our elbows in cash
and nobody even knows about it.

He's back!

He took our picture!

How was my hair?

This is it. No turning back.

Another Christmas in the trenches.

No!

Wow.

That's it! Get the money!
Get it!

I'll kill him!

- Marv!
- I'm coming, Harry!

Harry?

Harry!

That was incredible.

- I twisted my ankle.
- Where is he?

Hey, guys! Smile!

Come on! Come on!

- Help me.
- I got you.

I got you.

Taxi!

Times Square!

Where'd he go?

I'm up here! Come get me!

Let's kill!

Hold on, pea-brain.

We got busted because we underestimated
that bundle of misery.

This ain't like that.

This ain't his house. The kid's
running scared. He ain't got a plan.

May I do the thinking, please?

Thank you.

Sonny!

Yes?

Nothing would thrill me
more greatly than to shoot you.

Knocking off a youngster
won't mean that much to me.

- Understand?
- Mm-hm.

But since we're in a hurry,
I'll make a deal with you.

You throw down your camera
and we won't hurt you.

You'll never hear from us again.
Okay?

Promise?

I cross my heart and hope to die.

Okay!

Okay, kid...

give it to me.

Direct hit!

How many fingers am I holding up?

Eight?

Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks?
Go ahead, throw another one.

Don't do that!

If you can't do any better than that,
you're going to lose.

Harry...

no.

You got any more?

Get up.
He don't have any more bricks.

What?

That did it! Nobody throws bricks
at me and gets away with it. Come on!

You go this way. I'll go around back.

Harry?

Huh?

Harry!

I reached the top!

Ahh.

You better do better than this.

Wow!

What a hole!

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

Ah!

Harry.

I'm coming up!

Uh-oh.

I'm gonna murder that kid!

Yes!

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa!

Hey!

Don't you know a kid always wins
against two idiots?

Harry! In the living room!

He went up the ladder!

Oh.

I'm coming, Harry.

I'm coming.

Harry!

You didn't lose any teeth!
Come on, he went to the second floor.

Hey!

Try the stairs.

Right.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Remember last year?

No.

Watch this.

Let's get him!

Ow!

He busted me right in my mouth, Marv!

That's one.

Don't worry, Harry.

I'll get him.

Ow!

Right in the schnoz.

That's two.

Come on, let's get him.

Oops.

That's...

three.

No.

That's four.

- Come on, Harry.
- Marv, are you sure this is safe?

I've worked all the kinks out.

Solid as a rock.

Like a rock, huh?

Give up?

Have you had enough pain?
- Never!

You better say every prayer
you ever heard!

I hope your parents got you
a tombstone for Christmas.

Where'd he go?

I'm up here and I'm really scared.

What's that sound?

That was the sound of a tool chest...

falling down the stairs.

Oh.

Yes!

Over there!

Even if I get the chair,
I'm killing that kid!

Surrender, kid!

He vanished.

I'm here, you horse's ass!

Whoa.

Nice night for a neck injury!

Suck brick, kid!

Come on, Marv.

I don't know.

I said, come on!

Come on, you big sissy.

Harry? You wearing aftershave?

That's kerosene.

The rope is soaked in it.

Why would anyone soak a rope
in kerosene?

Merry Christmas.

Go up!

Get off me!

Get the bag!

Two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest
are in the park.

Central Park West, 95th Street. Look
for fireworks. Hurry, they got a gun.

I'm here.

Better come and get me
before I call the cops.

Whoa!

My, how the tables have turned.

How do you like the ice?

Let's go for a little stroll
in the park.

Give me the bag.

Give me it!

Great for the album.

You may've won the battle, dude,
but you lost the war.

You ought not of messed with us.

We're dangerous.

- Harry?
- Shut up!

Harry.

Shut up! I want to enjoy this.

Something's wrong.

- Let's get out of here!
- Shut up!

I never made it to the 6th grade...

and it doesn't look like
you're gonna either.

Let him go!

Kevin, run!

Shoot her!

- Shoot her!
- I'm trying!

Bye! Thanks.

Jesus, looks like the 4th of July!

We got the bridge.
Take the tunnel.

Let's go, let's go!

Oh, my God!

All right, let's go.

Come on, on your feet.

You guys should've started earlier.
The prisoners already exchanged gifts.

We missed the presents?

He made us hide in the store
and steal the kiddies' charity money.

Shut up, Marv.

You've got the right to remain silent.

He's a little cranky.
We just broke out of prison.

Shut up, Marv!

Get them out of here!

If this makes the papers...

we're no longer the Wet Bandits,
we're the Sticky Bandits.

That's sticky. S...

T...

I.
I.

It's all over. We apprehended
the thieves and got your money.

I want to get that money
over to the Children's Hospital.

I'll handle it.
Thank you.

Excuse me.

I found this note. Looks like
a kid broke your window.

Dear Mr. Duncan:

I broke your window
to catch the bad guys.

Do you have insurance?

If not, I'll send you some money,
if I ever get home.

Merry Christmas.
Kevin McCallister.

P. S. Thanks for the turtledoves.

Turtledoves.

Oh.

Excuse me. I'm looking for my son.
This boy here.

Please help me. This boy right here.
Have you seen him?

I'm looking for my son.
He's been missing for two days.

- Have you filed a report?
- Of course we have.

Then trust us. We'll handle it.

Oh.

I'm his mother.

I know, but you're looking
for a needle in a haystack.

Do you have kids?

Yes, ma'am.

What if one was missing?

I'd probably do the same thing
you're doing.

Thank you.

Put yourself in his shoes.

What would you do?

Me? I'd probably be lying dead
in a gutter somewhere.

But not Kevin.

No. Kevin is so much stronger
and braver than I am.

I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is.

But he's still alone in a big city.

He doesn't deserve that.

He deserves to be at home with his own
family around his Christmas tree.

Oh, dear God...

I know where he is.

I need to get to Rockefeller Center.

- Hop in.
- Thank you.

I know I don't deserve a Christmas
even if I did do a good deed.

I don't want any presents.

Instead, I want to take back every mean
thing I ever said to my family...

even if they don't do the same.

I don't care. I love all of them.
Including Buzz.

If I can't see all of them,
could I just see my mother?

I'll never want another thing, ever.
I just want my mother.

I know it won't be tonight...

but promise me I can see her again.
Sometime. Anytime.

Even if it's just once
and only for a few minutes.

I need to tell her I'm sorry.

Kevin?

Mom?

That worked fast!

Oh, Kevin.

Mom, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

Merry Christmas, Mom.

Merry Christmas, sweetheart.

Thank you.

Let's go.

How'd you know I was here?

I know you and Christmas trees,
and this is the biggest.

Where's everyone else?

At the hotel.
They didn't like palm trees either.

Holy smokes, it's morning!

It's Christmas morning, man.

Don't get your hopes up.

Huh?

I don't think Santa visits hotels.

Are you nuts? He's omnipresent.

He goes everywhere.

Wake up, it's Christmas!

Mom! Dad! It's Christmas!

Wow.

Where'd it come from?

Mom! Dad! You gotta see this!

- My gosh!
- Peter!

Are we in the right room?

Don't open any of mine.

- Who's Mr. Duncan?
- Duncan? I don't know.

Everybody calm down.

Calm down!

All right. Now...

if Kevin hadn't screwed up in
the first place, again...

we wouldn't be
in this most perfect...

and huge hotel room
with all this free stuff.

So...

I think it only fair that Kevin
get to open the first gift.

Then I'll go and the rest
of you and so on.

Merry Christmas, Kev.

Merry Christmas, Buzz.

Merry Christmas, Kevin.

All right! Merry Christmas!

Enough gooey sh...

Show of emotion.
Everyone, let's dig in!

Everybody, save the paper.
We can use it next year. And the bows.

Merry Christmas.

Kevin!

Merry Christmas!

I got something for you.

What's this?

It's a turtledove. I have one.
You have one.

As long as we each have a turtledove,
we'll be friends forever.

Oh, Kevin.

Thank you.

I won't forget you. Trust me.

The room service bill, sir.

Merry Christmas.

Uh, oh.

Nice family.

Really.

Merry Christmas indeed.

Kevin!

You spent $967 on room service?!